Me too!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
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