Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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