Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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