My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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