Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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