Where are you?
In a non slutty way
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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