called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Drunk is not a location!
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
