u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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