Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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