They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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