Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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