My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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