that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Boobs are out for the taking
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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