You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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