so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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