I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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