1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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