we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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