Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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