Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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