Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
