Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm always down for nudity.
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