Don't you send me to vm
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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