i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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