everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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