I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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