Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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