it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
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