see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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