also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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