You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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