I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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