I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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