He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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