Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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