What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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