no. you can't hotbox the world.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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