Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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