Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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