***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Your shirt... Was in my pants
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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