Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Farmville is her only friend.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
do nipples grow back?
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