worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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