We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Randomize
