O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he puts the penis in happiness.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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