Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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