he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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