Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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