hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Do vagina's smell?
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
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Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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