If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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