Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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