pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Enjoy the penises
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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