Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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